Sofia, Sofia: Accents and Charms of a Working Girl…

Image result for sofia vergara abilityIs someone going to tell Sofia Vergara how obnoxious her accent is, or does that chore fall to me? That must be part of her charm (read: selling point), right? I mean: Penelope Cruz’s voice is cute and girlie, but this? It could give you nightmares! I mean: a full frontal display is pretty common these days, and the rack rate is not so high for buying yours off the shelf, either, cleavage optional, simply point and click and the cleavers begin whirring, sliced melons packaged for sale, photoshop or fresh in the flesh.

I mean: I like ‘Modern Family’ and all, but surely she doesn’t talk that way at her real home, does she? Or does she? Maybe she should change her name to Sofia Viagra. Vergada? Hey, I’m just having fun. If you can’t poke fun at TV’s highest paid actress, then who can you make fun of? Reminds me of some Mexican weather forecaster… (calmese, guey, somos paisanos, chingados de la frontera)… At least now I know why her ‘ex’ won’t give up the embryos. He’s playing the futures market…

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